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10 Of The Funniest Sayings From Around The World
You won't believe what they say in Spain to knock back your flirtatious advances.
In a bid to explore the world in all its linguistic glory, Hotel Club asked the artist and illustrator Marcus Oakley to draw some of his favourite idioms from across the globe.
An idiom is a word or phrase that is not taken literally, like “bought the farm” has nothing to do with purchasing real estate, but refers to dying.
Similarly "dime a dozen" is an idiom. What they discovered is a bunch of strange and humuorus sayings that will have you both scratching your head, nodding in philosophic approval and chuckling with laughter.
Travel the world with the best idioms from 10 different countries. Let us know the best in the comment section below.
1. “Into the mouth of a wolf”
Translation: In bocca al lupo Meaning: Good luck!
“Into the mouth of a wolf” is a very popular Italian phrase that’s similar to our “break a leg”, and perhaps much more understandable. You’d say it to someone facing a tough trial or nerve-wracking performance, such as an exam or a concert. But don’t say “thank you” in response: it’s bad luck. The correct answer is “may the wolf die”.
2. “Not my circus, not my monkey"
Translation: Nie mój cyrk, nie moje malpy
Meaning: Not my problem
While more cryptic than just saying “not my problem”, the Polish expression “not my circus, not my monkeys” makes perfect sense, and is a lot more fun to say. Poland can offer a traveller some difficulties in terms of cultural customs – holding your thumbs means good luck, not crossing your fingers, for example. You’ll probably need a bit of luck, what with all those monkeys running around.
3. “To have a wide face”
Translation: Kao ga hiro i
Meaning: To have many friends
We all know that Asian countries have the best proverbs. Well, they also have some fantastic idioms too. “Having a wide face” means you have lots of friends and are well liked. It could be based on reality, as men with wide faces supposedly earn more money and are more attractive to women. Or it could come from the Chinese concept of “face”, which is where we get our own term, “losing face”, from.
4. “To have the midday demon”
Translation: Le démon de midi
Meaning: To have a midlife crisis
For the funniest idioms, look no further than our cross-channel neighbours in France. “To have the midday demon” means “to have a midlife crisis”. And what better way to explain reaching 50 and suddenly swapping the suit and tie for a ponytail and a Harley than demonic possession?
5. “To feed the donkey sponge cake”
Translation: Alimentar um burro a pão-de-ló
Meaning: To give good treatment to someone who doesn’t need it
Portugal’s variation on the Bible’s advice about pearls and swine, “don’t feed the donkey sponge cake”, means don’t give fine treatment to those who don’t deserve it. After all, why should we have to sit around chewing raw oats because some idiot’s given all the cake to the donkey?
6. “A cat’s jump”
Meaning: A short distance away
“A cat’s jump” is in the minority of German idioms in that it doesn’t refer to either beer or sausages. Katzensprung simply means a short distance away, or “a stone’s throw” as we’d say in English. Use whichever one you’d prefer, it’s all sausages to us.
7. “To give someone pumpkins”
Translation: Dar calabazas a alguien
Meaning: To reject somebody
As we’re sure you’ve guessed, “to give someone pumpkins” means to turn somebody down. It’s just one example of the colourful idioms you’ll find in Spain, and it originates from Ancient Greece, where pumpkins were considered an anti-aphrodisiac. Try eating one seductively, and you’ll probably see why.
8. “To ride as a hare”
Translation: Exatj zajcem
Meaning: To travel without a ticket
As home to the Trans-Siberian Railway, Russia probably has quite a few train-related idioms. “To ride as a hare” means to ride the train without a ticket, as we all know hares are prone to do. Apparently it comes from the fact that fare-dodgers would shake like a hare whenever the ticket inspectors would come round.
9. “To let a frog out of your mouth”
Translation: Päästää sammakko suusta
Meaning: To say the wrong thing
Finnish idioms have a lovely tone to them, often referencing Mother Nature and their homeland. Having “rye in your wrists” means to be physically strong, for instance, while “own land strawberry, other land blueberry” reflects Finns’ love for the motherland. “Letting a frog out of your mouth” means to say the wrong thing, which makes sense, as spitting a frog at someone is almost always the wrong thing to do.
10. “To have a stick in your ear”
Translation: At have en pind i øret
Meaning: To not listen to someone
A lot of Danish idioms will sound familiar to us – “not the sharpest knife in the drawer”, for instance. But Danes would “go absolutely cucumber” at you if you were to “have a stick in your ear”. This means to not listen to someone, which can be a very bad thing to do to somebody with a strong Viking ancestry.